A weird incident earlier today
It was late in the day and I had a strong urge to urinate. There’s no bathroom inside our workshop, but that wasn’t an issue; I just stepped out toward the…
It was late in the day and I had a strong urge to urinate. There’s no bathroom inside our workshop, but that wasn’t an issue; I just stepped out toward the tree line as usual. While making my way there, I noticed it was not only 18 degrees outside but also completely dark. It was so pitch black I could barely see anything. I could spot my go-to tree by its silhouette against some distant lights, even though I couldn’t see my own hands due to the darkness.
I unzipped my pants and reached in to pull out my penis to pee when suddenly I got a startle—what’s this in my trousers? It had completely slipped my mind that I was locked up. So now I faced a choice: should I just aim for it and hope everything aligns, or give up on going outside and hold it until I get back home?
I opted to pray and spray as they say. When I returned to the shop, I felt quite relieved—on more than one level—to see that I hadn’t soaked myself completely. It’s definitely something else to keep in mind for future planning. -A
That's great news. I worry about that same issue. During the brief period I've worn my cb-6000s, I managed to avoid needing external bathrooms... which is a nice perk of working from home (and always sitting while peeing). I'm glad I wasn't standing up because there were one or two times when I went 'off line'. If I had been on my feet then, it would have made quite the mess. Honestly, I don't care for trying to use a urinal without creating a huge splatter. Do any of you guys who wear the 6000 usually stand?!?!
Every time I read these sorts of stories and the accompanying comments about sitting to pee, I have to say... welcome to my world. Think about it, gentlemen, but also try viewing it from your keyholder's perspective. Just saying... D
Ah yes. I've been there! I was getting off a packed train surrounded by the crowd while listening to music and headed straight for the restroom. I stood in front of the urinal and unzipped. Oh bother, I forgot about that darn device! There was a long line (this is Japan; when I say crowded train, it really means it) waiting for their turn at the urinals. Rather than fake being unable to go, I leaned forward as much as possible and relieved myself with reduced pressure so I wouldn't spray too high. It took forever, coming out more like a dribble than a flow, but it worked. Even if I did receive some strange looks leaving! I found the nearest toilet afterward to change my underwear and tidy up.
The KH side of me finds this pretty amusing;)
Your bathrooms lack urinals for a reason. The trouble isn't sitting down; it's having to do so in a public restroom that has just one stall and seven urinals.;)
Dev, you're totally right. Despite my story below, I've been sitting to pee for ages now. There are always more options available to men—both standing and sitting—than there are for women. I can't just walk in and go anymore; sometimes I have to plan it ahead of time, much like my wife does. Perhaps every architect, building designer, and town planner should be required to wear a chastity device for a week as part of their training? They'd quickly understand! chastity
> Maybe every architect, building designer and town planner should be made wear a chastity device for a week, as part of their training? They would soon get the idea! I'm a nurse, so naturally, when I attend conferences there are far more women than men (usually around 9.5 to 1). Years ago at one conference, they were handling the initial "housekeeping duties," and the presenter made a remark I've never forgotten... while describing where the ladies' room was located she said, "Remember we're in a hotel designed by men for men...you have to go down two escalators to reach the women's room. Or you can just use the men's room which is right outside the door." LOL. chastity