What is the most worthless sex accessory your spouse owns?

I’m leaving husbands out of it, naturally.

Hey, I am easily her BEST sex toy. She actually pets me and calls me a "good toy" after she's pleased. We have this vibrating cock ring that serves us well enough. It doesn't really hit any of her sensitive spots though; she can barely feel the vibration coming from my cock. But I definitely notice it, and since my aim is to avoid finishing too fast... it actually hinders me a bit. I tried balancing it on my tongue once, but it wouldn't stay put. Then I managed to rest it against another dildo so I could adjust its position better, which finally worked. Still, she thought the result was underwhelming. Ugh.

We used to be in the business of reviewing sex toys. I've got a box full of duds that would take forever to list. Mostly vibrators were involved, though one specific cock sheath sticks out in my memory.

Some of the more conventional vibes did absolutely nothing for her. I eventually gave up and bought the famous Hitachi. For her purposes, it truly lives up to its reputation.:D:o:lol: