Chastity Isn’t A Blast...

…when you’re wearing a device and taking it easy after work, only for your four-year-old to leap off the sofa arm and cannonball right onto your lap. I’ll be over here in tears if anyone needs me.;_;

Yeah, I imagine that's definitely not a "good pain." Although even without chastity, having a four-year-old cannonball onto your crotch is pretty high-risk.