Key is 400 miles away

So my KH jokes about leaving the key at home while away for a week, and after being here two days informed me that she did in fact forget to bring any of her keys with her. I’m at two weeks now, which is no where near my record, but the longest I’ve done in years, and know I’m not getting out for at least 5 more days, no matter how much I beg! It’s a real mind fuck knowing I’m really, really stuck!