"Is Anything Worn Under Your Kilt?"

A lady walks up to a Scot and asks, “Excuse me, but is there anything underneath your kilt?” The fellow replies, “Underneath? Nah, girl, it’s in perfect shape.” All right, that piques my interest. Are any of the guys here locked while wearing kilts? If yes, what kind of setups do you have?

A chap over at the Chastity mansion mentioned sporting a kilt during biker rallies while locked up and displaying his device. News spread about it, leading to an all-night display of who was wearing what.