Female led relationships discussion

Since men who are locked up have to squat in order to urinate, a kilt appears to be a practical option. I’ve noticed several versions available online… anyone else seen any? Particularly interested in summer weight options and non-tartan patterns. Here is the first one that came up:

The sissies among us likely already have this figured out, assuming they can “pass” well enough… but for those of us who aren’t quite there yet, having a decent alternative to wear in public would be great. What do the ladies think? Is it worth looking into?